Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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