I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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