I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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