he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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