I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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