im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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