I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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