Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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