Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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