He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Randomize
