We should be called the Road Head Warriors
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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