just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
So squirting runs in the family.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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