super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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