He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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