Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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