Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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