I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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