ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
It's just like the Real World with babies
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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