I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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