If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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