She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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