My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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