I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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