My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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