I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
did you just send me my own nude
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Randomize
