I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
My penis needs a shock collar
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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