I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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