I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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