so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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