Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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