I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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