If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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