Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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