brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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