Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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