Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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