your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
false alarm, still single
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