is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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