i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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