Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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