You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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