i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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