his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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