god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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