I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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