What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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