And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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