On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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