I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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