I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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