This girl is more easily done than said...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
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